Housemate: Kia plan
hai yaar, long weekend ka?
Me: Kuch nahi. Aik
handiya zyada bana lain ge, aur kia?!
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Me: Billu I’ve
changed my major. Engineering was too much for me.
Billu: WT-aitch!
Me: I’ve chosen Peace and Conflict Studies now.
Billu: (Now realizing it’s a joke)LoL! You should have gone for Love and Affair Studies.
Next day..
Billu: You were kidding about Peace and whatever Studies,
right?
Me: No.
Billu: WHAT THE EFF! Your
parents did not send you out for this. And how can you even give up like that?!
Me: Oay hosla rakh.
Mazzak tha yaar.
Billu: MAIN TUJHAY
QATAL KER DOUN GA!
Me: Now you’re joking, right? :p
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Jabrra dukhta hai,
jhooti muskuraahatoun se.